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    01-31-2023, 05:24 PM
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    “Why, thank you, Alex.” Rosemary looked over her shoulder to her nephew. Her maw curved into a slight smile, then all four of her eyes widened slightly as she realized that she had to hurry, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to eat any of the pig.

    “Oh dear, forgive me for forgetting your dietary restrictions.” She was doubly annoyed with herself, since her inability to eat bread had caused similar issues in the past. Her experiences should’ve prepared her for this, but, she supposed, this was all part of why social bullshit was so overwhelming.

    Rosemary’s smaller pair of eyes shifted to the pig; she concentrated on the airflow, using wind to push the rising hot air to the side before the smoke could rise to the pig to simultaneously cook and spin it. “While I’m holding it still, tear off whatever chunk you want. Don’t worry about if it’s too much—I’m already planning on feeding the leftovers to Eri.” Her saltwater croc probably wouldn’t even taste the spices, but at least he was a lovely trashcan.

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    I FEEL SO HUNGRY —
    — Dear diary, I don't know what's going on, but something's up / The dog won't stop barking, and I think my TV is bust / Every channel is the same, it's sending me insane / And earlier somebody bit me, what a fucking day / The sky is falling / It's fucking boring / I'm going braindead, isolated / God is a shithead / And we're his rejects / Traumatized for breakfast / I can't stomach any more survival horror / Dear diary, I feel itchy like there's bugs under my skin / The dog's gone rabid (shut the fuck up) / Doing my head in —
    — WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
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    by the hair of my chinny chin chin // pig roast - by ROSEMARY - 01-29-2023, 03:33 PM
    Re: by the hair of my chinny chin chin // pig roast - by Alexandre - 01-29-2023, 04:27 PM
    Re: by the hair of my chinny chin chin // pig roast - by ROSEMARY - 01-31-2023, 05:24 PM

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