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[VALE]

graphic gore ★ genderfluid ★ three eyed raven

“Huh.” Vale’s three eyes blinked thrice in rapid succession. Xe fluffed xyr feathers, and was glad xe’d thought to ask that question. Unexpected. But useful. The raven tapped xyr claws on the metal bar.

“Here’s free information then.” If Vale’s beak could grin, xe would be grinning, but the smirk nonetheless saturated xyr voice. “Meteor is a psychopath. Xanti is a psychopath. Your goal is not incompatible with any of ours.”

“My main goal is fucking around and finding out. Life’s boring if you’re not living, you know.” Vale cackled. “But my goals for you? Obviously, I benefit if the island’s ecosystem is repaired. And that goal assists in Meteor’s goals, so if I can collaborate with you on fixing the island? My allies prosper.”

“Second goal for you….” Then Vale bobbed xyr head side to side. Xe could decline to answer, but… where was the fun in that. “Meteor and Xanti are incompatible romantically with me. But you?” Vale lifted xyr beak and laughed. “We might be romantically compatible. And I am fucking tired of not dating a fellow psychopath! But I’d rather be single than date a non-psychopath, fuck those idiots.”

Then Vale shrugged and, with xyr beak, pulled out an amethyst geode and tossed it into the cell. Then xe cackled. “Free question. You like that rock, hahaha?”

YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME ★

BUT I’M OVER IT NOW

[W]isker