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[VALE]

graphic gore ★ genderfluid ★ three eyed raven

All of this was very confusing to the inquisitor. First, the basket wobbled of its own power. Then a child’s face appeared. And then the child was running away and crying! Vale blinked thrice in confusion. Xe was pretty sure xe looked normal. Normal by Vale Weirdness standards.

Vale didn’t chase after the kid, but stayed perched on the basket’s handle. Xe tilted xyr head to the right. Then left. Xe was not good with children. Especially not terrified children.

“Aye, step away from the edge, you idiot child!” Vale cawed. “I am horrible at swimming! I will not be able to rescue you! I am not qualified to babysit idiots near bodies of water!”

Then Vale stopped, thought it over, and replayed internally what xe’d said to the child. That did not sound very helpful to a terrified adult, nevermind someone as extra stupid as a child. By Requiem’s scales, why did xyr curiosity have to get xem into this horrible mess?! Someone with actual skill with talking to children should have investigated the gift basket, but, noooo, Vale had to assume there was edible food or something shiny inside! What else did a sane creature put in a basket?! A child did not belong in a gift basket?!

“You! Child! UHHHHHHH you have a name, right? Tell me your name and what the fuck happened to where you got on this slab of boring-ass rock?!”

YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME ★

BUT I’M OVER IT NOW

[W]isker