bubblegum bitch + introduction

[Guru]

What a wonderful world it was, wasn't it? Guru liked looking at the beautiful territories that she passed on the way here. Tanglewood was too bland, The Observatory was too modern, and Snowbound was too cold. But the Typhoon? Now they were original. A volcanic isle with a jungle! How exciting. It brought Guru a sick sense of joy to see such an amazing sight compared to the rest of the boring and sick territories. Hence why she called this home. Even if the fuckers living in it's amazing scene were slightly idiotic and rather annoying... but that was her opinion. She would have to deal with it if she wanted a home.

The member of the Typhoon Tyrants, the warbound guild, rolled over onto her side as she laid in the middle of the jungle. Nearby was the volcano, but she paid no attention to that. It was not bound to erupt(hopefully). In the meantime, the caracal spread out and did a full body stretch that was paired with a wide yawn. "Now that's what I like," she enthused with a smirk. Things were going swell.