03-23-2018, 02:50 PM
valo-kas considered ruining the moment, once they encountered it, with a comment along the lines of ‘is it dying? good, i hate geminis’ or ‘oh score, an extra hole’ but they didn’t. in fact, the drooling mess didn’t quite know what to do with themself, and instead spat in silent, looking around with an obvious air of discomfort.
on some level, the fact that they could relate to the frail, struggling creature irritated them. just on the level of a mutation interfering with breathing. valo-kas wondered which they’d prefer: another face, or to remain as the world’s least funny ‘spit or swallow’ joke. they spat again. ’nother face and i might’ve gone like that. they got over their awkwardness and approached. least the drool only really becomes an issue when i’m panting. choking on slime on occasion was better than...that.
“[color=salmon]fuckin’ gross.” all things considered, that was the nicest thing they could’ve said. probably. “[color=salmon]think it’s edible? for when it...y’know.” part of them felt utterly ashamed for intruding on what felt like a kind of sacred moment, and a more dominant part just couldn’t resist the urge to run it’s mouth. so help me fuckin’ god, i will ignore every social cue here. they weren’t proud of themself for that and weren’t sure why they did it anyway.
on some level, the fact that they could relate to the frail, struggling creature irritated them. just on the level of a mutation interfering with breathing. valo-kas wondered which they’d prefer: another face, or to remain as the world’s least funny ‘spit or swallow’ joke. they spat again. ’nother face and i might’ve gone like that. they got over their awkwardness and approached. least the drool only really becomes an issue when i’m panting. choking on slime on occasion was better than...that.
“[color=salmon]fuckin’ gross.” all things considered, that was the nicest thing they could’ve said. probably. “[color=salmon]think it’s edible? for when it...y’know.” part of them felt utterly ashamed for intruding on what felt like a kind of sacred moment, and a more dominant part just couldn’t resist the urge to run it’s mouth. so help me fuckin’ god, i will ignore every social cue here. they weren’t proud of themself for that and weren’t sure why they did it anyway.
[align=center][b]IF GOD DOESN’T LIKE UGLY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY