03-23-2018, 07:25 PM
"[color=salmon]hey you nasty sons of bitches, who wants to get filthy? just downright disgusting - who wants to get vile with me this good evening?" candy bright spittle sprayed from their wet lips as valo-kas boomed, practically vibrating with eager energy. they were jazzed up for this task, for sure. valo-kas could hardly contain themself. they hoped they found a dead body. hell yeah murder mystery! or...or a really cool bottle. cool bottles were also good.
"[color=salmon]if you want in on valo's bad bitch extravaganza then line on up because we're all about to go do the most glorious, the most glamorous, most sexy thing of all, and plunge nuts 'n cooter deep in garbáge." they carried on, looking absolutely, genuinely thrilled to be doing this. grinning ear to ear and painting their chest in a thick drizzle of pepto bismol's uglier cousin, they finished, "[color=salmon]if you decline you're a pussy."
"[color=salmon]if you want in on valo's bad bitch extravaganza then line on up because we're all about to go do the most glorious, the most glamorous, most sexy thing of all, and plunge nuts 'n cooter deep in garbáge." they carried on, looking absolutely, genuinely thrilled to be doing this. grinning ear to ear and painting their chest in a thick drizzle of pepto bismol's uglier cousin, they finished, "[color=salmon]if you decline you're a pussy."
[align=center][b]IF GOD DOESN’T LIKE UGLY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY
THEN GOD DOESN’T LIKE ANYBODY