I walk into the wedding hall with one Gucci flip flop missing and my weave is s n a t c h e d. I am dressed up as herobrine from Minecraft, pickaxe in hand. Im supposed to be dressed in something professional but I rushed to find the nearest thing in my closet and I was escorted quickly out of my luxurious suite by tumbler dot com staff for both being horny on main and under prepared for the wedding. My Eyes are milky white (the color of you know what haha :^) ) and my shirt is the color of limpid tears.
Today is the day pal is getting married. I am prouder than a gamer getting that victory royale. This special occasion should call for a fortnite dance, but I'll refrain from busting my devastating godlike moves until the reception. The last time I had gotten jiggy during the wrong time, nearly half of the universe had been destroyed
Today is the day pal is getting married. I am prouder than a gamer getting that victory royale. This special occasion should call for a fortnite dance, but I'll refrain from busting my devastating godlike moves until the reception. The last time I had gotten jiggy during the wrong time, nearly half of the universe had been destroyed
and now, i see no tragedy
[b]( and i, well i found a burning rose[i]! )
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