07-30-2020, 09:45 PM
I was there, dressed up to the tea, I laid on the side of the tables with all the food. In my hand, a bottle of apple cider. No, not the alcoholic one, you twat. I had already gone through 68 bottles of apple cider and was almost down to the last one. "69.... nice..." I mumble under my breath as I finish my 69th bottle only to flop over and fucking die. I was dressed in some weaves snatched from some bitches and clown shoes. Did I wear pants to the occasion? No. No, I didn't. Truly, i was a free Mexican with liberties and priorities. Pants was not one of them. Foam formed from my mouth, I have had rabies for 4 years now. Yes. I'm still very much alive. Yes, you can live from rabies too. Take my example to heart.