THE EGG AND DOPPIO WEDDING/VOW RENEWALS

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whatever the hell percy was doing wasn't relevant to the egg at hand, because if it was, well, that would be powerplaying, wouldn't it?

but anyway, egg didn't really know what all this was about. what even were wedding vows? has he ever been to a wedding? yea like, once, when he was 8 or something. he didn't pay attention to the ceremony. he only remembers his mom being way too emotional over these people he barely knew kissing each other in front of a big crowd. and then dancing. that part was fun.

considering this was the second verse, though, egg figured he'd do it in something more casual. something more comfortable. so egg strolls in with his jammies, fuzzy red pajama pants that have dogs wearing santa hats all over them, and a slightly oversized sweatshirt. the ideal outfit.

there was something going on about ice cream and fighting. he didn't really know. he just preferred his ice cream in a bowl, it wasn't that deep. hopefully no one died or got seriously hurt. he would like to have some ice cream, though, thinking about it. whatever. he's gotta wait or something. why did they need a priest again? he wasn't religious.