CORRUPT-A-WISH [GAME]

[toboggan]

howdy do, this is the first thread game that imma make for y’all here. it’s called corrupt-a-wish, also known as monkey’s paw.

essentially, i write down a sentence - a wish, if i may - and the next person must corrupt it; granting the wish, but adding in a quirk that makes it more of a curse.

EXAMPLE:

user 1: i wish to never physically age
user 2: granted. you are now dead

EXAMPLE 2:

user 2: i wish for one hundred billion dollars
user 1: granted, you now have one hundred billion dollars in monopoly money

after you corrupt the wish of the person above you, it’s your turn to make a wish! (which will then be corrupted)

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i’ll start.

i wish my feet weren’t cold.

[Cakie !]

granted. you no longer have feet.


i wish i could fly

[toboggan]

granted, but you have to fly with these ginormous bird wings that look stupid

i wish my cat didn’t turn my toilet paper rolls into shreds

[MirrorEdge]

granted, now they turn your clothes into shreds

I wish that my computer wasn't slow

[Orion]

Granted, your computer now runs perfectly fine... but your WiFi runs at the slowest speed possible.

I wish I could read minds.

[OMEGA]

Granted, but you hear the thoughts of everyone in your local vicinity and can't mute them. Ever.

I wish I was happy.

[toboggan]

granted, now your only response to any verbal situation is uncontrollable laughter.

i wish cereal breath never existed

[tempest]

granted, now cereal is completely wiped from existence

i wish i was in space.

[axiom]

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congratulations, you were plopped in the dead space between galaxies. have fun slowly suffocating in the pitch black.

i wish i never get another acne zit again.

[Orion]

Congrats! You no longer get acne zits. Instead you gain eczema in those areas.

I wish I was likeable.