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i wanna feel dirty // o - gator hunting - valo-kas - 03-25-2018 //:^) so, sure, beck said no swamp exploring. but in valo’s mind...well, really, what was going to happen to them? more mutating? death? that thought was extremely funny to them and simultaneously made them ill. they shook that off and focused on the mission at hand. at the drooling mutant’s feet was a basket of flowers and shiny knick-knacks. mostly glass and gleaming metal cans. a scrap of filthy paper was folded and tucked amidst it all with risqué love poetry scrawled tenderly within. valo-kas was going to find themself an alligator and, god willing, woo the fuck out of it. there had to be at least one sentient one out there, right? just minding their sexy, sexy business out there in the murk, waiting for a dashing pussy cat to shower them in adoration? stranger things had happened. valo-kas lifted the basket and marched forward to their destiny. Re: i wanna feel dirty // o - gator hunting - beck. - 03-26-2018 Re: i wanna feel dirty // o - gator hunting - charrie graveyard - 03-26-2018 ![]() His stupid little thoughts aside, however, Atlanticpaw had been relaxing outside when he overhead Beck talking to someone he didn't know, curiosity overtaking him. Prancing over, the boy gave a small wave of his tail in greeting, tipping his head to one side. "What's going on? Where are you going?" He asked, eyeing Valos' basket. Strange- what was all that for? Re: i wanna feel dirty // o - gator hunting - valo-kas - 03-29-2018 “[color=salmon]swamp.” they chirped blithely, slogging forward without a care for what the leader had to say. valo-kas was after love, baby. they shook their head curtly when beck mentioned common sense, three eyes blinking. “[color=salmon]don’t have that.” they shrugged, as if it wasn’t a huge deal. really, to valo, it wasn’t. that was just how it was. they would’ve quirked a brow if they had it when beck brought up buddy systeming this shit. “[color=salmon]okay, im gonna be real with you though, i’m looking for a gator. because i think they’re really hot. and i want one. to be like, y’know. my gf. gatorfriend.” no point beating around the bush. if beck was still in for the shitshow that might ensue, then...well, alright. valo-kas, standing in mud and trying to keep it out of their offering basket, looked over their shoulder at atlanticpaw. “[color=salmon]hello you bastard boy. i am going to go find the love of my life and i guess i’ll allow company.” they sighed dramatically. Re: i wanna feel dirty // o - gator hunting - valo-kas - 04-02-2018 “[color=salmon]riddle me this ya dumb bitch, ever gone out and looked for a sentient gator that would treat you right? no killing?? just like, have y’ever tried? pull your nasty doubter’s claws outta my junk and let me have this. welcome to the shitshow, baby.” the shitshow would then commence with valo-kas leading their audience into the radioactive murk, goft basket turned blushing with the copious amounts of medicine-pink drool being spat up onto it as they held the handle. it would take some time until they found a gator and when they did valo-kas would gasp like a woman whose husband was back from some bullshit war, three eyes moon-wide. they looked at their company, then at the gator, which lay a wide stretch of deep water away on a muddy bank, probably snoozing. “[color=salmon]here we go...” |